Sunday , 26 May 2019
What’s your favorite catheter code word?

What’s your favorite catheter code word?

Tubeage, deal, gimmick, gadget, equipment…  These are some great code words I use for my catheter.  You know, the terms you might use to reference your catheter around family and friends.  The cool thing about the BCIR is that you really feel normal, as nobody can tell that you have this whole pooping through a tube thing going on.  So, I’m not going to go around announcing catheters, intubate, pouch, or whatever.  I like to have fun with the elements of my BCIR by using funny words, and masking any of the medical tools I may need to use by calling them by the name of my choice.  Of course if I’m with my doctor, I’m going to want to use the correct words, or my BCIR doc might be sending me to the mental health department too.  So if I’m heading out the door, and I forget my catheter, I’ll say, “Hold on, I have to get my tubeage!”

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ubeage, deal, gimmick, gadget, equipment…  These are some great code words I use for my catheter.  You know, the terms you might use to reference your catheter around family and friends.  The cool thing about the BCIR is that you really feel normal, as nobody can tell that you have this whole pooping through a tube thing going on.  So, I’m not going to go around announcing catheters, intubate, pouch, or whatever.  I like to have fun with the elements of my BCIR by using funny words, and masking any of the medical tools I may need to use by…

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Jay is the author of the the BCIR Advocate blog and the book, "Colitis Be Gone." In 1998, I decided to have the BCIR (Barnett Continent Intestinal Reservoir) surgery due to severe colitis. My day job is working in media and marketing, so I felt I had the tools to bring some exposure to BCIR and how it might help others. I actually get many emails about the BCIR, so I felt the blog could work as a better message board. Please note, I am not a doctor and have no medical background. Anything you read on this blog is based on my own experiences living with the BCIR. I may give advice based on my own experiences, but please consult your doctor before acting on anything you read on this site.